AISubs v3.7
I'm scared. Isn't this the one I made for Masai?
This guy holds his hand like...
He cuts bones and puts them in.
It's a good buy, this one.
Oww!
It's too early for you to cut my hand.
I'm gonna cut it now, though.
- So, today's video... - Today's video is...
- Here! - Ba-bam!
A lot of cute things!
I've bought 4,000 yen worth of hair ties from Wonder Three.
I've done a lot of games before this,
and as I've been doing them over and over again,
Each time you lose, you have to wear one of these hair bombs.
Why?
If you lose, you just have to be in front of the number of people who lost.
The person with the most hair bombs after finishing all the games...
...will wash their hair for two weeks straight!
That's crazy!
- That's crazy! - That's really weird!
Speaking of two weeks, it's summer vacation, so there's probably a lot of chances of meeting viewers outside.
Plus, August 4th is summer vacation.
- Oh no, I'm stuck. - Oh no.
If you don't have two weeks before the 10th, someone will be wearing hair bombs.
That's what we're going to do today!
People who are wearing these are going to get robbed in the city for two weeks.
Yeah, people who are wearing these don't have a chance of winning.
If you really can't win, you should get rid of the hair bombs you're wearing.
Yeah, I want you to consume them!
We're going to play...
"Panty Panty" game...
"Boob game"...
"Dream Door Game"...
...and a game that's perfect for you...
...but there aren't many of them.
It's called "NG Word Game".
- Let's play these five games. - Okay.
First up is "Panty Panty" game.
♪ Panty Panty, Panty Panty, Panty Panty, Panty Panty ♪
If you don't know the game, please check out the description below.
Okay, let's play our first game.
- Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! - That's not how you play, right?
- Oh, no! - That was close!
- It was really close! - That was funny.
♪ Panty Panty, Panty Panty, Panty Panty ♪
- That's it! - What is this?
♪ Panty Panty, Panty Panty, Panty Panty ♪
Here we go.
Ready and...
♪ Panty Panty, Panty Panty, Panty Panty ♪
- That was quick. - I won!
I said "volunteer panty."
Panty Panty.
I love my hair, so I don't want to use it.
- That's the worst way to remove it. - How do you like it?
- I like it with one hair. - Are you satisfied?
- I'll speed up and show you. - Ready, set, go!
- Panty Panty Panty Panty - Panty Panty Panty Panty
- No, no, no! - Oh, no!
- Panty Panty Panty Panty - Panty Panty Panty Panty
- That was close! - I'll do it again.
- The second round is "breast game"! - Breast Breast Breast Breast
- I did it, I did it! - I don't know the rules at all.
- Let's start over. - Wait, seriously?
- This game requires people with breasts, so we have people with little breasts and people with big breasts.
- Rock, paper, scissors! - Breast!
- It was dumb. - It was dumb.
- It was dumb and tired. - It was dumb and tired and dumb and tired...
- Ah! - Ah!
- I want to say "tired and tired", too! - Next, we're going to make you a breast-like thing!
- My abs are pink!
What is it?
I don't want boobs anymore.
Boobs!
The third match is "Go for your dream" game!
Go for your dream?
What are you doing?
Please watch it from the description below.
The winner of rock-paper-scissors will decide the order of the game.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Go for your dream!
You really want to die, don't you?
I'll do it for you.
As you know...
- "suika". - "suika"... "ka".
"ka"...
TOUCH THE CAN!
Does "ka" become so complicated?
- "da", "da"...? - "Rue"?
- "Rue" is good. - Oh.
- "Rue" huh? - "Rue"...
"Rue"... "Rue" is...
- "penis" is... - "penis" is...
- Granulated...? - This is...
"penis" is...
- "darai rama" and... - "darai rama"...
- "ra"... - "ra" is...
- "rakura kotoba" (Japanese pun)
[The world's biggest prize is a new game]
[They are going to play a game they haven't played in a long time]
I think we played at a higher level than we did just now
It was difficult
I got 2
3, 2
Next is "what a perfect game"
[What a perfect game]
47,000 yen
It's cheap
[I will play the game the way it is described in this video. The person who wins will pay 10,000 yen for 2 games. The person who loses will pay 2 games per person.
Rock, paper, scissors, go!
Also, do you remember your weight when you were born?
What?!
I didn't know! I didn't know!
I confirmed it!
If it was when I was super huge, I'd win.
That's true.
I remember it the most.
Hello?
Hello? It's me, your son.
Oh, it's you, my son.
Do you remember your weight when you were born?
Oh, you mean me?
Yes.
2900.
Oh!
I remember it a lot.
I remember it a lot, too!
Toshimitsu-kun.
Yes?
What's the most recent sneaker you bought?
Hmm? Is it okay?
It's 4,860 yen including tax.
Oh, it's that cheap?
Basically...
Yes?
All of the convenience store receipts I have in my wallet...
Huh?
I won't put them in the convenience store receipts.
I see.
I want you to clean them up.
There's no such thing as zero.
In a convenience store...
That's true!
ZERO!
Let's talk about convenience stores.
Let's go to a convenience store.
Convenience stores are convenient.
I have a question for you.
Okay.
What's the most recent tweet you posted?
1633.
Oh...
The one who edits more wins.
I'm not greedy.
If you lose, I'll make you a player.
That's all you say.
Okay, first question.
The price of gasoline you recently put in.
It's about 4000 yen.
Mishimeru-san.
The first comment of the third video you recently edited.
It's 553 yen.
Wow.
You're wearing it now.
The price of...
The price of gasoline you have in your hands.
What about this one?
The third video.
2 of them are 400 yen. 800 yen. 300 yen.
1950 yen.
This one is...
Ta-dah!
Yeah!
I won! Night pool is the best!
You're in a good place.
Good game.
Here you go.
Put it on me.
Today's final battle.
NG word game.
It's my schedule.
It's 5, 2, 2, 0.
It's decided.
Let's do the final introduction game.
Oh, I lost, too.
This game is useless.
Please put it on me.
What do you mean?
Here's the question.
I'll put 6 of them on you.
What did you say?
Is it okay?
I won't let you lose.
I'll put 11 of them on you.
Let's start with the NG word game.
Someone has to say a word.
But there's no one here.
Let's think about the NG word of the person next to you.
Okay, I'll say "where is the NG word of the loser I thought of?"
Oh, I see.
Where is the NG word of the loser I thought of?
Here it is.
Oh, I see.
I'm scared of thinking about it.
Here is my M.C. word.
Here is my idea of M.C. word.
Are you ready?
Wait, wait.
What was it?
Ready, set, go!
I'm scared.
Do you want to go to a festival or school?
But you will come, right?
Yes, I will go.
I will go.
I'm scared of thinking about it.
I will go, too.
Oh!
Time's up!
You're right!
What was it?
My M.C. word is "ore" (me).
You always say that!
You're funny!
Don't fight!
If we have a penalty game, we will have a serious game.
We can't help it.
As a result, Shimizu got 6 points.
He spent 2 weeks with 8 points in total.
Can I take this off?
Yes, you can.
Oh, it hurts!
You're ugly!
You're really like me!
You're too ugly!
Oh, my God!
You're really like me!
You're not wearing it because you're ugly.
No, it's my friendship.
I won't wear it because I don't have money.
You're really boring.
Oh, my God!
You're amazing!
Time's up!
That's it for today.
I'm sorry for 2 weeks.
I'm really sorry for 2 weeks.
If Shimizu was here, we would have broken up.
I'm sorry for 2 weeks.
I'm really sorry for fighting with you.
I want you to change.
I really want you to change.
I'm really sorry for 2 weeks.
I don't have money for 2 weeks.
I want you to sleep well for 2 weeks from this date.
From this date?
I can't sleep well in Shimizu.
But if you say it now, you'll say anything.
I love you too much.
I love you.
I can't say it.
Run away!